BellaOnline Forums Relationships Married No Kids bingo game!

hey all!
I thought since we all get bingoed we could make this into a game! heres how it goes...
lets say I start off with:

But its just not natureal not to want kids!

then someone else post a come back like:

Whats so natureal about having kids and not giving a [censored] about them?

then You would post another bingo:

Well your not a real woman until you have a baby!

any one can get pregnat half the jr high girls are pregnat does that make the REAL WOMEN?

bingo

Oh you will change your mind when your clock starts ticking....

your turn comeback and another bingo

go!

My clock's nearly done ticking and I haven't changed it yet!

Bingo!

But who'll take care of you when you're old?

go!

Well, I guess I will have to be a big girl and take care of myself! I am An Adult and all! plus I would hate to be a burden on my children like so many of those poor souls that have there kids fighting over who gets what and when and all the while the parent is draining the life out of one child who wont get anything because he or she was never the favorit....

Bingo:

Well you Dont have Kids so you can work the holidays and weekend oh yeah and you get the night shift to because you dont have a family to take care of!

go!

Well you can work those shift yourself since your kids are going to the babysetters anyways so you can go party because My husband and need time together with out family and friends!

Bingo

Who's going to carry on the family name if you dont have kids?

My husband's brother has two sons. I'm sure at least one of them will have kids. Plus, there are more of them with the same last name in Spain.

Bingo.

Since you're an only child, don't you feel bad that your poor mother won't have any grandchildren?

No, I don't have kids but I still have a family that needs my attention (significant other/pets), errands to run,a home to care for, and ailing elderly parents to care for on weekends, holidays, and at night to give my sister a break. So my weekends, holidays, and nights are already booked.

Bingo:

When you meet the right man (or woman) you will want to give them a child.

When I meet the right man, he won't want children thus he won't want me to give him a child. Seriously, some men actually like retaining a sense purpose in life that doesn't mean they become a walking bank teller handing out money so that the wife can stay home with a screaming baby.

Bingo: But you'd make such a great parent.

The only thing that I would make a good parent to are my animals. I have neither the patience nor the desire to parent a child.

Bingo: But we need more smart people like you having kids!

Yes, I am smart enough to know that having kids is not for me and that parenting is not what I want to do. I am smart enough to know this, to have thought it through and to have made an adult decision, whether it is a popular one or not.

Bingo: But how can you NOT want a baby? Babies are just so cute and so fun!