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Zoolander is one of my alltime favorite comedies. So, I've seen it many times. Now, whenever someone asks me something, and I think I've given a pretty good explanation, and then they ask me again I'll say "but why male models?" Of course, only one time has anyone understood this

Or from "White Chicks" I like to say "I'm gonna write a letter! Dear Mr. ......"

Don't tell me I'm the only one who quotes from my favorite funny movies

We go crazy sometimes with quoting movies in our family.
"Family truckster" from Vacation
"That's how I roll" from Anchorman
"Do you like apples? Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?" from Good Will Hunting

Most of our quotes are from SNL skits though.

SNL has great quotes - especially the ones from "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey"

Deep Thoughts quotes (unofficial)

I find myself quoting from books, too.

One of my favortie movie quotes is from Starman - "Red light stop, green light go, yellow light go very fast."

My husband and I frequently quote from such highbrow classics as "Dodgeball:"

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." and...

"Ouchtown, population you, bro!"

(These come in handy when we're trash talking each other when we're playing X-Box)

And from "Old School:"

"You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy." and

"Earmuffs!"

I love "It's the shoes!" from The Birdcage. It is the scene when the butler falls down answering the door and blames the shoes.

I use it when I do something stupid and there is a witness - trick is you have to say it with the accent!

"You two guys, what are your names? Neal and Bob? Or is that what you do?"

From "Ford Fairlane".

hey, at least it's a joke - a funny line that can stand on its own.

Do you think that is a reflection of our society that almost all of what are listed here as "Favorite Funny Movie Quotes" aren't funny at all, except in their original context?

here's a funny quote: "It's the shoes."

Another: "You're my boy, Blue. You're my boy."

And just one more: "That's how I roll."

I mean, when you hear these funny quotes, there is nothing funny about them at all, is there?

From Dodgeball - "L for Love honey, L for Love" (to be said in a really patronising voice while making the L for Loser sign on your forehead).

From BrainDead - "I kick arse for the Lord!" (difficult to smuggle into conversations though).

and countless others from various TV shows..

Haha, I love this one. At every opportunity, people must be reminded that that's how I roll!

Writing my most recent article made me think of this..

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Houston we have a problem.
Tom Hanks
Apollo 1995

Another from Birdcage: "Honey, you're wasting your gum."


Natahn Lane (in character) complained about a dancer chewing gum - it was distracting. The man, in defense, said, "It helps me think".