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You just did, stamping carol!

Here are a few more for you:

- Every time I find money, I will celebrate as if it were a million dollars: a penny on the ground, a dollar in the laundry, a nickel in the pocket of an old coat...

- I will give everyone "birthday kisses" when it is MY birthday!

- I will take Kryptonite Vitamins to build my tolerance for Anti-heroes.

- Become an adrenaline junkie.

- Give new meaning to the word "noob."

Use less effort and save your energy for important things:

1. Become a critic from the comfort of your futon bed.

2. Tell your friends to make themselves at home and clean your kitchen.

3. Practice Stress Therapy: Pop bubble wrap.

4. View the world through beer-colored glasses.

More New Years Resolutions:

- I will go skinny dipping in the comfort of my own bathtub. Why wrestle with seaweed, the Loch Ness Monster, or undetected Aliens? For anyone who saw Alien vs. Predator Requiem, you know what I mean!

- I will blink at least 14,000 times per day. It seems like a good idea, doesn't it?! That PROVES I don't spend all my time sleeping!

- I will eat breakfast for dinner. Errr, not that I do that EVERY day, but it makes me think I have the whole day ahead of me.

- I will appreciate disorgainzation. Disorganization is, after all, a beautiful thing. When you need to look for something, you stimulate creativity.

A few more I might want to consider:

- Community service is a great thing. Volunteer to taste more beer. Homebrew Competitions and beer festivals (which, by the way, always benefit a charitable organization)need volunteers to taste beer! Can you think of a better way to serve your community? Yessir, I will taste more beer.

- Okay, I've seen them do "in-line skating." How about "outline skating"? Now, there's a challenge!

- I will treat Brewers' Yeast like the little creatures they are. I will nurture them and talk to them. I won't tell anybody.

- I will seek out beers that have funny names.

-I will give myself a beer pedicure and foot-soak so the "overindulgent drinkers" will have something familiar to smell while they are laying on the floor, trying to figure out how I'm walking on the wall they think they're leaning against.

I will not eat crackers in bed so I stop waking up feeling "crumby."