Hi Skeeter,
The only thing he ignores is the cat scratching station - several platforms with rope and carpet covering - all the things cats should like - he's completely disinterested. We can't work it out...
LOL - sounds like a perfectly normal cat to me!

Ours is obsessed with shredding cardboard boxes. Hubby gets a box every month or so in the mail from a company he tests products for (kind of a consumer reports type thing), and Trouble goes into rapture. It looks like brown confetti around our house for about 3 days.
Skeeter, he is beautiful. Is your wife getting any cuddle time with him at all?
You guys may have already seen this video, but i think it is so cute (and true!) I just had to share it again:
Cat Wake Up Video