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This just in:
It seems the trees have up rooted as well and the gardens and grass!! The whole world has turned upside down!!!
do the the top of the trees and other plants being heavyer then the roots the Plants are no upside down and running the street!!! If you thought Weeds in your garden was bad...Just wait until you have to stand inline at the stores with them!!!
Humans are erged to stay indoors and work from home and shop online!!! With the animals flying and the Plant Kingdom running a muck...Now I have seen everything!!!!
Do to the animal and Plants taking over the world, there is a real shortage of Vegitables and fruit and well and meat!!! But here is what one business has to say!!
"This has been a great time for my business! For a while I was Worried that People did not like my product but now It is flying off the selves like a sperm whale in the sky!!! says Co-owner Mystery Meat!!!
When ask How the Spam was made when animals are so hard to get NO COMMENT was made!!!
You can still find TV dinners, Boxed and Canned Foods in the stores!! the World Goverments had the for thought to chemicaly alter everything canned or box just in case this happened!! the canned and Boxed foods have not been real food since 1800!!!
Some people my have the following side effects from eating this "foods" lose of weight gain weight, headache, stomch problems, cancer, altimers, Diebeties, high blood pressure, siezures, aids, hiv, kidney,liver disfuntion, depresstion, mental disease, pregentcy, grow hair in strange places, birth defects, heart and lung disease, global warmming, glow in the dark, change skin, eye or and hair color, start wars, or death!!
If you have suffured death please call 666-ooh-[censored].
on the lighter side: Today the bushes are protesting the presidents name! They are demanding that George Bush change his name on the grounds that it make them look bad and humans are dicriminating against them. Rose Bush the spookes person for the Bushes Against Dumby or BAD stated "All we want is alittle water, clean soil and for people to stop Sterotyping us because of one sad evil Bush! We feel that by forceing a name change we can all live in peace!!!"
But a rose by any other name is still a Rose!
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