LMAO!!! that is Almost as good as the One EYEd two horned flying purple people eater!
The thing is I have been shoping around for about 7 years now and they are all alike.... Thank God we are here in church to worship God! God loves a cheerful giver, give till it hurts our church needs a biger better whatever like the church down the road...you will go to hell if you dont tith, We need to convert the lost souls of the town...they are evil wicked and we must not make friends with said people until they worship as we do and remember this church denomenation is the only true religion!
See I have heard this sermon so many times know that well I have it meorized in any brand you like!
I just feel like I could learn more about God if I stoped doing the church thing and started doing the Pagan thing!
I think i have been doing that for awhile anyways at lest according to my church anyways. because i dont have a perfect atteneds record I must not be saved good enough for them. I study the bible on my own as well as other books that strik my fancy and I learn useing my history background COMMEN SINCE and the Spirit to Guide me. I use the bible as a moral baseline and history book and timeline. but I read anything that i can gain insite from.