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Hey, Raleigh, I found these on the web - they may be the eagle toasts you talked about- Said the senator from Illinois: "Here's to the American eagle, A great and glorious bird, That in Ohio - dropped a terd."
Answered the senator from Ohio: "Here's to the state of Ohio, Who's soil is fertile and rich, Which needs no terd from your old bird, You red-headed son-of-a-b_tch!"
The delegate from Iowa replied: "Here's to the State of Iowa, Whose soil is exceedingly rich: It needs no terd from a bald-headed bird, Or a red-headed son of a b_tch."
At a gathering of US governors, the New Yorker stood up and made a toast: "Here's to the American Eagle...with wings so mighty and great...he flies up high, way in the sky...and sh--s on the Lone Star State."
Then it came the Texan's turn to toast: "Here's to the State of Texas...with land so fertile and rich...we don't need no terds from your high flyin' birds...you yankee son-uv-a-b_tch."
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Three more for the holidays:
Here's to a friend, he knows you well... And likes you just the same! ************ Here's to your health! You make age curious, Time furious, And the rest of us envious! ************ Here's to every man here, May he be what he thinks himself to be.
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Here's one for those who drink alone:
Bah, Humbugh!
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May you never forget What is worth remembering Or remember What is best forgotten. _____ A very Merry Xmas And a happy New Year Let's hope it's a good one Without any fear
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A fool and his money are soon partying! Here's to us fools!
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For Christmas:
Here's to the day of good will, cold weather, and warm hearts. _____
I wish you a Merry Christmas And a Happy New Year, A pocket full of money And a cellar full of beer. _____
May you never be without a drop at Christmas. (An Irish Toast) _____
Here's to the bright New Year And a fond farewell to the old; Here's to the things that are yet to come And the memories that we hold.
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As we start the New Year, Let's get down on our knees to thank God we're on our feet. (Irish) _______
In the New Year, May your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, but never in want. (Irish) _______
Brazilian: Sa�de. Viva. Danish (Swedish, Norwegian): Skal. Dutch: Proost. Geluch. Finnish: Kippis. Maljanne French: A votre sant. Sant. Greek: Eis Igian. Hawaiian: Okole maluna. Hauoli maoli oe. Meli kalikama Hungarian: Kedves egeszsegere. Mexican: Salud. New Zealand: Kia ora. Polish: Na zdrowie. Vivat. Sto Lot. Spanish: Salud. Salud, amor y pesetas y el tiempo para gustarlos! (Health, love and money and the time to enjoy them!)
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May you have warm words on a cold evening, A full moon on a dark night, And the road downhill all the way to your door. _______
Here's to the four hinges of society. May you fight, steal, lie and drink. When you fight, may you fight for your country. When you steal, may you steal away from bad company. When you lie, may you lie at the side of your sweetheart. And when you drink, may you drink with me. _______
Here's to our friendship; May it be reckoned Long as a lifetime, Close as a second. _______
May you have the hindsight to know where you've been, the foresight to know where you are going, and the insight to know when you've gone too far. _______
As you slide down the banister of life May the splinters never face the wrong way. _______
May your troubles be less And your blessings be more. And nothing but happiness Come through your door. _______
Who is a friend but someone to toast, Someone to gibe, someone to roast. My friends are the best friends Loyal, willing and able. Now let's get to drinking! Glasses off the table! _______
Here's hoping you live forever, and mine is the last voice you hear. _______
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Holly and ivy hanging up And something wet in every cup. (Irish)
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Here's to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet!
Here's to you and yours And to mine and ours. And if mine and ours Ever come across to you and yours, I hope you and yours will do As much for mine and ours As mine and ours have done For you and yours!
The Lord gives our relatives, Thank God we can choose our friends.
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