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when Seifer is insulting everone one on the boatride to dollet calling zell and chicking usss and saying squall just hits pubertity and saying how heaint go no fear of nothing

THEN his mom shows up with a paddel in the boat AND SEIFER IS SCARED like sh*t and he jumps in squalls arms saying "HELP ME NOT THE PADDLE NETHING BUT THE PADDLE"

Selphie-Yeah we canned that fake presidant im ready for anything now
Squall=ok get ready for round two
fake presidsant=turnes into the zombie
Selphie= FU** THiss im outa here

Wow that DT's one is really kewl, he has a really good imitation of Squall <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

i'll say <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

(FF 9 in the room on the crashed airship after Vivi recovers from the plant seeds)
Stiner: Ya know Master Vivi, you were really heroic out there today
Vivi: nah, i just wanted to get out of that thing
Stiner: no really, you were my hero
(he moves closer to Vivi in almost a sensual manner)
Zidane: Do you two need a moment alone?
Vivi: What do you mean?
Zidane: Oh, Never mind then
(he trys to hide his laugh)
Stiner: Master Vivi, dont listen to him, I'm your new best friend, and you are a real hero. Wait i have an idea
(he moves to Vivi and starts whispering in his ear)
Vivi: WHAT THE HECK!!!!! YOUR SOME KIND OF SICKO OR SOMEHTING, IM NOT THAT KIND OF GUY!!!!!!
Zidane: (laughing as he leaves the room) See!!

*Tidus and Yuna laughing ridiculously after the Luca scene*

Yuna & Tidus: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Kimahri: "Wha?!?"
Wakka: "...the hell???"

*Lulu walks over to Yuna and grabs her at her right ear*

Lulu: " <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> Listen you little runt <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> I already F***ED UP two pilgrimage's n I WILL NOT ruin this one coz you 2 r being F***IN IDIOTS *grr* <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> YALL HEAR!!!"

Yuna: "Sorry Lulu, Mistress *obeys*"

Lulu: "Good...besides I wouldn't want to be embarassed around sir Auron who I have a ...secret thing for but never shows in the game :angel: "

owkay...this one was just weird <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

*After Irvine takes Rinoa and Selphie with him when he just teamed up with you, Squall and Quistis are left alone. Quistis grabs Squall*

Quistis: "Come on Squall :rolleyes: "
Squall: "...please...let go off me"
Quistis: "OWW COME ON :angel: ya knwo ya wanna!!! I have a whip *wink-wink*"
Squall: "...ieww"

*Yuna is about to Summon Valefor for the first time in front of a crowd of people*

Lulu: "Will you hurry up, I have to b*tchslap Wakka again for trying to look through my belts and I still have to badmouth Luzzu THIS DAY!!!"

Yuna: "I...I'm sorry"
*starts crying*
Yuna: "I really can't do this!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> "
*Yuna runs off*
Lulu: "YUNA!!! YOUR A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A SUMMONER!!! *casts lightning behind Yuna* RAAAHH!!! ONE DAY YOU WILL HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP!!!"
Wakka: "Lu, jus chill kay??? let's not do this AGAIN"

*ZZZAPP!!!*
Wakka: "ouch...ohh [censored]..."

Tidus and Yuna at the lake scene..

the romantic music starts...

Tidus takes Yuna into the deeper water, and he starts to swim.
Tidus: Yuna w-why are you crying ? is it cuz you have no spine ?

Yuna: sniff sniff... I can't swim!

*Squall jumps of festival wagon to rush in on the Sorceress during the Deling City attack, he gets into a car n starts to drive...*

Squall: "YAWHH!!! I gonna ram that fence n go right through it to reach the sorceress!!!"

*Squall bangs into the fence and gets thrown out of the car, through the fence past the sorceress n back out at the end again*

Edea: "Aack!!! what the hell was that "