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juz make up yer own fun parodies
sumtin like this...


Just a warning... may contain spoilers. So...

On the train to Timber, Selphie comes into the SeeD compartment, looking pale.

Selphie- �I�m not... feeling well.�
Squall- �You should get some rest if you�re...�

All of a sudden, Selphie barfs down his front!

Squall- �SELPHIE!!! Do you know how much it�s gonna cost me to get this thing dry-cleaned? Aaargh!�

i couldn't stop laughing at this one... <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

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Laguna and Kiros start climbing down one of the very tall Centra Excavation ladders with Ward following.

Ward, still upset that he didn't get a bigger role, just lets go. Laguna and Kiros don't even have time to say "......." as Ward slams into them at 100mph. Laguna hits the ground first, Kiros lands hard on top of him, and Ward lands on both of them in a similar style to a wingless 747-400...

Squall wakes up with no HP, but just can't stop laughing...

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lol erm is this like what the chars say n stuff in that ACTULY GAME lol dun't worry i don't see em as spoilers

yeah but then aswel made fun of the situations n stuff <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
feel free to add stuff
as long as its about an FF <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

How about out-takes? Like when Rinoa is holding Squall's head he looks dead, rinoa is emotionally charged. This is her big close-up, her big moment. And then Squall sneezes.

^^ thats good.

how about...
After Aeris' dead some tragic things happen and Cloud ends up in a wheelchair

Tifa: "Cloud... Cloud can u hear me ?"
Cloud: "Booga booga I'm acting crazeeeey"
Tifa: "Oh Cloud what to do with you, will u ever get better ?"
Cloud: "Booga booga...."
Tifa: "Ohh man.. better give him the miracle medicine"

after a couple of hours, Cloud and Tifa lie in a bed smokin a cigarette
Tifa: "So Cloud you better now ?"
Cloud: "Uhm... when was I sick then...?"
Tifa: "Well u were going crazy and saying booga booga n stuff!!"
Cloud: "Oh that it's juz sumting I did, to get u in bed, since Aeris died I needed a new chick"

hope ya like it <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

or how bout this one

Selphie: "Ohh I'm late I'm late..."

Selphie comes running into the hallway
Squall steps aside Selphie runs into the wall
Selphie gets KO'ed

Director: "CUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!! Squall that is not funny!"

Squall: "I'm not laughing"

Zell: 'I need a hot dog I need a hot dog, this is supposed to be a multi-million dollar shoot and i cannot even get a stinking hot-dog!'

Squall:'How do you think i feel? I am a pretty-boy, could have any girl i wanted and no chick will go near me because rinoa kills them with her sorceress' powers. Why doesn't she get a dog?'

*Zell is in prison n sees that the moomba drops the plate, the gaurd kicks the moomba*

Zell: "Oh man, I gotta do something to help!!!"

*Zell starts beating up the moomba yelling and screaming at it*

Zell: "YOU LITTLE RED RAT DON'T YOU MESS UP MA PRISON LITTLE B***CH!!!"

:love: cute <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

*Squall rushes into the Sorceress' Memorial n hacks out Rinoa, Rinoa plunges herself towards Squall. Squall steps aside, Rinoa hits the ground with a bang*

Squall: "Ieww..."
Rinoa: "...ugh..."

*Tidus, Kimahri, Lulu and Wakka see Yuna coming out of the fayth n she falls of the stairs*

Yuna: "OI..OEFF...OUCH!!! Ahh...*DOINK* iehh!!!..HEL *THUMP*...-p...ugh..."

Lulu: "...what an idiot"