Ha ha! I love it! My favorite line was about people standing in line not knowing what order at restaurants. Isn't that the worst, when not only are they going to take forever ordering because there's so freaking many of them, but then they can't even decide? I want there to be a sign that says, "Groups of more than 3 people have to order in 2 minutes or less or they will have to go to the back of the line."
