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Two drunks driving down the road and they come to a stop sign. The driver asks "anything coming?".
And the passenger replies, "Nothing but a big grey dog."
So the driver pulls out and gets run over.
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Was that a Greyhound that ran over them?
Last edited by Phyllis NatAmEd; 03/04/08 07:33 PM.
Walk in Peace and Harmony. Phyllis Doyle Burns Avatar: Fair Helena by Rackham, Public Domain
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I get it greyhound bus, lol
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You beat me to it Phyllis, by a minute and 3 sec. lol
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Sorry about that, Rosie. I just couldn't resist. It was just right there, waiting for me.
Walk in Peace and Harmony. Phyllis Doyle Burns Avatar: Fair Helena by Rackham, Public Domain
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That's the best I have. Jokes are not my fortea (sp?). Had we been face to face I would have stumbled half way and screwed up the punch line. hehe
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I am never good at telling jokes in person. I always blow it by trying to give too much description to the storyline. Guess that is the writer coming out of me, huh?
Walk in Peace and Harmony. Phyllis Doyle Burns Avatar: Fair Helena by Rackham, Public Domain
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