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Ok I thought we needed something to make us smile now the seasons are changing (we've been somewhat sunshine deprived in the UK this year) so I'm launching the New Age Joke spot! keep it clean please and non offensive (don't want to have to edit bits out!) and try to have New Age in mind, not just random jokes... Here's one that made me laugh from my clairvoyant buddy Nigel Bell: A man goes into a pet shop and buys a goldfish. The owner asks whether he'd like an aquarium. The man says he doesn't mind what star sign it is 
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This site has lots of Pagan funnies... Enjoy!
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Oh thank you Froggie! I will be whiling away some merry times on that site- fairly at random I chose to click on Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Casserole it tickled my funny bone 
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I loved the Charge of the Chocholate!!! and the ahCharge of the B...... also the 13 reason to be a witch!!!
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An Online Initiation Ritual is good too. It's long, but it's worth it!
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Read the redneck one!!! thats funny even for a hillbilly!!! lol
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I hope these are not offencive...
Have you heard of the cow who attained liberation (Moksha)? It was dyslexic and kept on repeating OOOOMMM !
Meditation - You have the right to remain silent.
My karma ran over my dogma....
All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my right hand"
Some people talk about finding God, as if He or She could get lost.
How do you make God laugh? Say: "This is mine".
Lily Tomlin : "Why is it when we talk to God, we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?"
Two psychic healers meet in the street - "You're fine - how am I?"
Where do fortune tellers dance? .....The crystal ball
What trees do fortune tellers look at? .......Palms
Q: What's the difference between a New Ager and a Pagan?
A: A decimal point. An item you'll pay $300 to a New Ager for, you can get from a local Pagan for $30.
Q: How do you tell a New Age witch from a NeoPagan Witch?
A: You throw them both in the water. The NeoPagan Witch will float, whereas the New Age Witch will sink under the weight of all their overpriced crystals....
Q: What happens when a Ceremonial Magician gets angry?
A: He goes Qua-ballistic
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Cute! Thanks for the much appreciated grins!
Let my Circle extend to the stars and forever ....
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Great list...though of course I would sink due to my reasonably priced crystals... I like the cow joke best of all 
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Here's one I heard yesterday from the compere of my son's Eisteddfordd (who also happens to be our next door neighbour)
One night a man stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone
and then it dawned on him!
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