Well!! Some people can be soooooo touchy! Ok, how about a full-size oil portrait? That would add dignity and gravitas....
Shave the beard though....it somehow jarrs with the ringlets.....
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Well I just had my appointment the other day, so here's the trip report:
After they washed my hair, they started rolling curlers into it. I started to complain, but my gf just told me that I should have thought of that before making the bet. So I sat there getting my hair rolled up in little curlers, and then they put a hairnet over them and stuck me under one of those dryers. Wow, it was hot under there, I don't know how you can stand to do that all the time, especially in the summer.
So while I was under there, my gf's mom decided I was being 'such a good sport' about it that she was going to throw in a free facial and manicure. Now my gf has pictures of me wearing a bright pink cape, sitting under a dryer with curlers in my hair, a facial mask, and getting my nails done. I had to make her swear those pictures would never see the light of day.
After my hair and nails were dry and the green crud was off my face, they brought me back to the mirror and put a much smaller, frilly cape on me. Then she took the curlers out and started combing my hair out in all sorts of directions, eventually pinning it in place with a few bobby pins in what she called an 'up do' and hosing me down with about a gallon of hairspray. Finally, she said I was all done and could go home, unless I was willing to let her to do my makeup next. I grabbed my keys and ran out of there faster than I thought possible.
So all in all it was a very embarrassing experience. I think it's safe to say I won't be making any bets in the near future.
