Man in Hell - 05/02/06 01:41 PM
A man died and went to hell. He was met by Satan and Satan told him that there were three rooms in which to spend eternity and he had to pick one.
The first room saw people being whipped and beaten so he didnt want that one.
The next door opened to people being tortured by fire and other means so he decided to check the third one.
Satan opened the door and there were a bunch of people standing in fecal matter, urine, bile and vomit up to their knees and were drinking coffee and eating donuts.
He thought that this looked pretty good compared to the others so he decided on this one.
When he got in there, a demon said, "Okay, break's over for this millenium, everyone back on their heads."
The first room saw people being whipped and beaten so he didnt want that one.
The next door opened to people being tortured by fire and other means so he decided to check the third one.
Satan opened the door and there were a bunch of people standing in fecal matter, urine, bile and vomit up to their knees and were drinking coffee and eating donuts.
He thought that this looked pretty good compared to the others so he decided on this one.
When he got in there, a demon said, "Okay, break's over for this millenium, everyone back on their heads."