Why do seagulls live by the sea?





Answer
Because if they lived by the bay, they’d be bagels.

What letter turns an animal into a covering?




Answer
C - ape

What is the difference between a person starting to cook a meal and a forgotten chicken on a barbecue spit?






Answer
One turns on a burner, and the other burns on a turner.

an oldie:


What can run but never walks, Has a mouth but never talks, Has a bed but never sleeps, Has a head but never weeps?







Answer
A river

What bird is that whose name represents nothing, twice yourself, and fifty? (Hint: Think letters.)






Answer
Owl (O-U-U-L)

The state of exclamation. (Abbreviation of a U.S. state)






Answer
Oh