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Re: groaners Angie #938025 05/27/23 09:17 AM
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OP Angie Chimpanzee A Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 7,133 Likes: 52 Central Virginia	What letter turns an animal into a covering? Answer C - ape Angie Family Revisited

Re: groaners Angie #938043 05/30/23 02:40 PM
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OP Angie Chimpanzee A Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 7,133 Likes: 52 Central Virginia	What is the difference between a person starting to cook a meal and a forgotten chicken on a barbecue spit? Answer One turns on a burner, and the other burns on a turner. Angie Family Revisited

Re: groaners Angie #938063 06/02/23 07:50 PM
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OP Angie Chimpanzee A Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 7,133 Likes: 52 Central Virginia	an oldie: What can run but never walks, Has a mouth but never talks, Has a bed but never sleeps, Has a head but never weeps? Answer A river Angie Family Revisited

Re: groaners Angie #938065 06/03/23 08:33 AM
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Re: groaners Angie #938091 06/08/23 08:00 AM
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OP Angie Chimpanzee A Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 7,133 Likes: 52 Central Virginia	The state of exclamation. (Abbreviation of a U.S. state) Answer Oh Angie Family Revisited

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