Article is up here.
I know that a lot of the time, alcohol or drugs are involved with people calling the cops on themselves. But honestly, you'd think that someone drunk or high might be a little paranoid of getting caught anyway, even without calling 911 themselves. Talk about an easy night for the police!
I particularly liked the Louisville case. It was almost like, "Oh, you're not a prostitute? How dare you not be? I'm telling the POLICE on you!!!" Major FAIL.