A few years ago when my youngest daughter was about six years old we were traveling through Paducah Kentucky when we stopped to get gas. My daughter asked me "Where are we?" I said "Kentucky" She said "no what state?" I said "Honey we are in the State of Kentucky."
She looked at me, put her hands on her hips, cut her eyes, and said "That's not a state! That's Chicken!"
It was so funny, she said it as if "who are you trying to fool?"