Tell a funny holiday memory.
This time of year, I remember going to my friend Sally's for Christmas dinner. Her hair and makeup were, as usual, impeccable. She wore Christmas earrings and a Christmas sweater. Moments before we rang the doorbell, her turkey had exploded. She answered the door with bits of turkey and dressing hanging from her hair, chin and glasses, and splattered all over her clothes. No one was hurt, and her other guests (witnesses)were still doubled over in laughter when we entered.
What was left of the bird was delicious!
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