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Re: Is play valuable? [Re: hollyelise] #336698
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I thought that the scot understood something else by four balls.

Re: Is play valuable? [Re: Manjari] #337003
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Yes, that, too, Manjari. Korrect again! laugh

Re: Is play valuable? [Re: hollyelise] #337075
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Oh great.

Re: Is play valuable? [Re: Manjari] #340215
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Holly,

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A:
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.





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Re: Is play valuable? [Re: Manjari] #340318
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hahaha.

Old college presidents never die...

they just lose their faculties.

Re: Is play valuable? [Re: hollyelise] #340371
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great.

Re: Is play valuable? [Re: Manjari] #340375
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Musicians never die,

they just decompose.

Re: Is play valuable? [Re: hollyelise] #340380
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A couple were indulged in sexual intercourse and the man noticed that with each movement of his pelvis, his partner's toes would rise.

Later that night, while going at it pretty hot and heavy in the shower, her toes remained still. Confused, he asked, "Why is it that when we do it in bed, your toes go up, but when we do it in the shower, they don't?"

"Silly," she replied, "I take my pantyhose off in the shower!"

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To men dicussing how tight [censored] cold their wives had been to them about giving sex. The first fellow says "My wife's so cold I can put a glass of water in bed with her and the next morning its turned to ice." The second fellow says "Hell, every time my old lady spreads her legs the furnace kicks in!"

Re: Is play valuable? [Re: pratibha77] #340383
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The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.

He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."

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