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I knew it had to be something like this! #328169
07/11/07 03:22 PM
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I knew it had to be something like this!


The Pasta Diet and Your Health


Italian Pasta Diet -- It Really Works!!


You walka pasta da bakery.
You walka pasta da candy store.
You walka pasta da ice cream shop.
You walka pasta da table and fridge.
You will lose weight!

AND

For those of you who watch what you eat,
Here is the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth
After all those conflicting
Nutritional studies.

1. Japanese eat very little fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. Italians drink a lot of red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats, and suffer fewer heart attacks
Than Americans.

CONCLUSION


Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Re: I knew it had to be something like this! [Re: Sue - Spinning Editor] #328256
07/12/07 01:04 AM
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Love it!
Us Aussies are in the same category as you Americans!
Cheers, Caroline


There is no such thing as too much fibre, just not enough storage space.
Re: I knew it had to be something like this! [Re: AussieSpinner] #328281
07/12/07 02:12 AM
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Isn't it amazing that speaking English will kill us faster! giggle giggle!!!
That was just too good not to post for giggles!!
But I do want my doctor to read it too!


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