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das #313587 05/15/07 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted By: das
In India any thing very good is called class.


aaah, NOW i see! laugh

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One of my very favorite memories from HS was on a band trip... I had been very blue because my boyfriend dumped me. The drum major and I got on the elevator together, and we wound up getting totally goofed up as to which floors we were on (the guys had 1 1/2 floors and we had 1 1/2). Anyway we wound up playing "elevator tag" and getting about 15 other students involved. But I remember just giggling like crazy. (Of course I'm sure the adults weren't so tickled!) But I still think back to that very silly game and grin.

OK, now a joke...
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THE MOMMY TEST

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"

"Uh," ....I was thinking quickly,"All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."


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hahahhaha! Yep, that's right. laugh

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That again was a good joke harmony.

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Haha harmony...

My kids love to tell the father this...

"You are the head of the family but Mom is the neck. And the head turns where the neck turns".

They always tell their father this when we get into little fights smile (borrowed shamelessly from My Big Fat Greek Wedding).

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hahahaha!

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The neck makes the head turn! lovely joke.

das #316764 05/23/07 11:17 PM
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All right, i joke today based on biblical quotes, but i think everyone can get it regardless of their beliefs and doubt anyone will take offense, so here goes...

A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times. Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it in the door:

Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with me. - Revelation 3:20

The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate at the church. Below the preacher's message was written the following notation:

I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself. - Genesis 3:10

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Ha,ha,ha,haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I always found this funny as a kid... but no one else really did except my mom lol...

ask me if Im a tree.

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