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Hi everyone,
Let's have a few laughs. I'll start the game off with a quote from a very popular Brit Com from the 80s. Can you name the show ?
When you answer, post a quote of your own, and the next person to answer does the same. Doesn't matter if it's from a comedy, drama, soap....
Ready ? here goes:
[color:"red"]"Neil, the bathroom's free! Unlike the country under the Thatcherite junta."[/color]
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The Young Ones ARSE I have to put up with from you people. You ponce in here expecting to be waited on hand and foot, while I'm trying to run a hotel here. Have you any idea of how much there is to do? Do you ever think of that? Of course not, you're all too busy sticking your noses into every corner, poking around for things to complain about, aren't you? Well let me tell you something - this is exactly how Nazi Germany started. A lot of layabouts with nothing better to do than to cause trouble. Well I've had fifteen years of pandering to the likes of you, and I've had enough. I've had it. Come on, pack your bags and get out.
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Fawlty Towers!
"Given that God is infinite... and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?"
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Mind Flight Sonic Warriors free mp3's and hilarious movies involving swans by Robert P. Abelson "The field of statistics is misunderstood by ... Reviewer/1976:, Peter Flom "statistical consultant" (New York, NY USA) - See ...
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Hi It's Talkie Toaster from the cult show Red Dwarf... Here's another one (easy peasy) Nursie: If you weren't quite so big, it would be time for Mr and Mrs Spank to pay a short sharp trip to Bottieland. Tee hee
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As cunning as a fox who is Professor of Cunning at Oxford university... it'd be Blackadder!
"Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? In a sixth form girl's dormitory? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation? ...What were they thinking?!"
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Hi, Think it's the Fast Show... Here's another for you: "Going out with a 16 year old doesn't usually end in murder."
"Well it did this time didn't it?"
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Coronation Street, from a quote by naughty Martin Platt.
Here's one for you:
"Imagine what we could do. Smash the NHS, disenfranchise women, reintroduce slavery."
Mind Flight Sonic Warriors free mp3's and hilarious movies involving swans by Robert P. Abelson "The field of statistics is misunderstood by ... Reviewer/1976:, Peter Flom "statistical consultant" (New York, NY USA) - See ...
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The New Statesman, Alan B'stard (Rik Mayall)
Here's another :
'I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble too much. I *am* too much."
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Hi everyone, Last quote was from Robbie Coltrane as Cracker... Any more quotes anyone ? <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Cheers
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