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#219727 11/05/05 06:42 AM
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Forza
Herewith application filled in as my limited facilities allow.
Leslie (or Fred, or somebody)

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
NOTE:
This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, family genealogy, DNA samples and current medical report from your doctor. (None of these exist for obvious reasons)

1. NAME William Francis Montmorency Tomasz Irenek Rejsky_ DATE OF BIRTH 32 May 1901________________
2. HEIGHT __6 feet 8 inches____ WEIGHT 25 stones____ I.Q _~75.5______ G.P.A. uh?______
3. SOCIAL SECURITY # LW13246579809876000111_________ DRIVERS LICENSE # __As S/S #________________
4. BOY SCOUT RANK_Thrown out after three weeks___________________________________________________
5. HOME ADDRESS _No fixed abode________________ CITY/STATE Mars___________ ZIPPADEEDOODA _________
6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?_No, I have 2 of each__________________________
If No., EXPLAIN __I come from Mars_________________________________________________
7. Number of years your parents have been married __You must be joking__________________________
8. Do you own a van? Yes_ A truck with oversized tires? Yes_ A waterbed? Yes with a hole in it_______
Do you have an earring, nose ring, tattoo or belly button ring? Do you think I�m a bull or something________________________
Do you think my daughter would look cute with a matching one? I thought she had two______________________
(If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application.)
9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?__Dead_______________
10. In 50 words or less, what does " DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? __Use a long pole_(or Pole)________
11. In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE" mean to you? _Less than 10 pints of beer on a Saturday night______
12. Church you attend ____Uh?_________ How often do you attend? __________________
13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister? __When you�re dead________
14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone-ever-I promise.)
a) If I were shot, the last place on my body I'd want wounded is my_left big toe__________
b) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my _right big toe_______________
c) A woman's place is in the _Oh, come on, it must be bed_______________________________________
d) The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask me about is _my war wound____________
e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is her Boobs and Bum______________
(NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue application.)
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? _ Older_________________________________I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE, UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE, OR EVEN BE FORCED TO LIVE IN POLAND OR AMERICA.

____________Fred___________________________ Signature (That means your name, moron)

OK Forza? Don't let anyone else see this!

Leslie (or Fred or somebody) <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

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#219728 11/05/05 07:33 AM
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Okay, here's mine - - - Yikeeees

Your Existing Situation

Seeks to share a bond of understanding intimacy in an esthetic atmosphere of peace and tenderness.


Your Stress Sources

Wants to overcome a feeling of emptiness and to bridge the gap which he feels separates himself from others. Anxious to experience life in all its aspects, to explore all its possibilities, and to live it to the fullest. He therefore resents any restriction or limitation being imposed on him and insists on being free and unhampered.


Your Restrained Characteristics

Feels cut off and unhappy because of the difficulty in achieving the essential degree of cooperation and harmony which he desires.

Wants to broaden his fields of activity and insists that his hopes and ideas are realistic. Distressed by the fear that he may be prevented from doing what he wants; needs both peaceful conditions and quiet reassurance to restore his confidence.

Very exacting in the standards he applies to his choice of a partner and seeking a rather unrealistic perfection in his sex life.

Willing to become emotionally involved and able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity, but tries to avoid conflict.


Your Desired Objective

Wants to make a favorable impression and be regarded as a special personality. Is therefore constantly on the watch to see whether on the watch to see whether he is succeeding in this and how others are reacting to him; this makes him feel he is in control. Uses tactics cleverly in order to obtain influence and special recognition. Susceptible to the esthetic or original.


Your Actual Problem

Strongly resists outside influence and any interference with his freedom to make his own decisions and plans. Works to establish and strengthen his own position.


Your Actual Problem #2

Afraid that he may be prevented from achieving the things he wants and therefore demands that others should recognize his right to them.

#219729 11/05/05 11:12 AM
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Interesting pop test. It helps to read the instructions as you go. I started by not liking the shades of colors they displayed, feeling there are more pleasant shades of most colors shown. (can't think of shades of black...) Then they took their revenge and the first run though I came out sounding as if I would be best finding a cave and doing a hermit act.

After going back and reading instructions I waited the allotted time between tests and came up with:


Your Existing Situation
Volatile and outgoing. Needs to feel that events are developing along desired lines, otherwise irritation can lead to changeability or superficial activities.


Your Stress Sources
Wishes to be independent, unhampered, and free from any limitation or restriction, other than those which he imposes of himself or by his own choice and decision.


Your Restrained Characteristics
Relationships rarely measure up to his high emotional expectations and his need to be made the center of things, leading to disappointment . Always has mental reservations and tends to remain emotionally isolated and unattached.
The situation is preventing him from establishing himself, but he feels he must make the best of things as they are.

Egocentric and therefore quick to take offense. Sensitive and sentimental, but conceals this from all except those very close to him.




Your Desired Objective
Seeks freedom from problems and a secure state of physical ease in which to relax and recover.


Your Actual Problem
Seeks security and a position in which he will no longer be troubled by demands being made on him.

#219730 11/05/05 11:27 AM
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Leslie & All,

Try the Kolb test again & see how you may have changed. For what it is worth,
http://knowledge.cs.pub.ro/Kolb/index.aspx

I am primarily "convergent". Is that the opposite of "scattered" or "scatter brained"?
Kai


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I don't know whether you come across this in the States, but a development from Kolb, is the Learning Styles Questionnaire of Peter Honey and Alan Mumford. It will probably be found more in training circles, but it is very strongly validated. The end result is more than just how you prefer to learn, but I think it identifies a lot about you as a person in life. The questionnaire responses score you out of 20 for each of four styles -Activist, Reflector, Theorist and Pragmatist. The nearer 20, the stronger influence on you has that (or those) particular preferences.

#219731 11/05/05 01:20 PM
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I took the test Kai suggested. The categories seem to have different names than the ones Leslie mentioned. Here are my results:

Your principal learning type is:
Assimilative
relies on abstract conceptualisation and reflective observation
strengths in inductive reasoning and creating theoretical models
ability to assimilate disparate observations into an integrated explanation
concerned with ideas and abstract concepts

#219732 11/05/05 02:04 PM
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Nancy,
Yes the terms and descriptions in Honey/Mumford are different from Kolb. Kolb came along first, but few peole use it nowadays apart from researchers. Honey and Mumford wanted something that people could more easily relate to in their real lives, and the Learning Style Questionnaire developed from this - now fully validated by thousands - or at least validated as far as any pen and paper test can be when people's inner selves are concerned. I'm still very much an Activist and pleased to be as it is much more fun!You trained in science didn't you, and kept it up - a true assimilator! I found people were much more interesting than things which is why I switched from astronomy/physics to all sorts of people activities. In Honey's LSQ it sounds as if you would come out as a strong Reflector/Theorist.
Chacun a son gout - n'est-ce pas?
Leslie <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

#219733 11/05/05 03:19 PM
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You trained in science didn't you, and kept it up - a true assimilator! ... In Honey's LSQ it sounds as if you would come out as a strong Reflector/Theorist.


Yes, that's me all right - I overthink everything with my over-developed left brain. That must be why I analyze all of your posts, Leslie!

My puny creative right-side-brain is screaming to be let out to play, but the left side beats it silly every time.

I tried to re-take the color quiz because I did not save yesterday's results -but it won't even show me the results today - lol - well, back to reflecting and analyzing. <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Last edited by Nancy M.; 11/05/05 03:20 PM.
#219734 11/05/05 03:29 PM
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Go on Nancy - get out and play!! As a simple example, eat something that you have told yourself is not good for you, eg because of weight. AND I AM NOT SAYING YOU ARE FAT!!!!
Pozdrawiam seredcznie
Leslie the Activist

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