oh I hate the paper ones it is like they hand you a napkin and expect you to cover your whole body with it and then they act so suprised when you are still fully clothed when they walk back in or you are setting there butt naked with the napkin tied around your neck like a bandana! and you always have to explane "well I didnt know what else to do because it wont cover anything else..."
I have put my hair in a bun and pined it to my head like ah...what do you call those things a Jewish man wears to church? anyways I will have all my cloths on and that in my hair and the dr walk in or the nurse and I will say "Well if you want me to cover up you have to give me a bigger blanket or gown that fits or a hell of a lot more of those napkins and some tape!!!"
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