We did this one time in the Native American forum so it is high time we do it in here.

Everyone adds a line to the song but....you can only add five words. No less, no more.

If you write more than five words, you will be tossed off of the porch and down onto the ground with the hounds.

I will kick it off with:

Dancin' on the front porch...

Along with my Banjo tune

a dog by my side

We're howling 'neath the moon

Someone pick up the mandolin

and let the party begin

Grampa snoozin' in his chair

Leave him sleeping easy there.