First of all is my disclaimer. I love and respect yoga. It is my path in life and I would never dishonor it. But there is room for humour in all things, and so I have a few yoga jokes that as yogis and yoginis you might find amusing.

Q: What did the ad say for the yoga studio searching for a new instructor?
A: "Inquire within."

Q: The Yogi says to the hot dog vendor:
A: "Make me one with everything."

Q: What did the police say to the Yogi?
A: "You have the right to remain silent."

A Yoga motto: "Don't just do something - sit there!"

Enjoy your weekend, practice yoga, live right.