Ah Les! Are you Glooby125? I think not. So instead for thou and thou alone -
I award you with the WOODEN TEASPOON Trophy for 2013 ... and thus annointed say "Arise Sir Slyvan Spirit."
See, we have your measure for this moment! Unfortunately a person has to work a bit harder to achieve the WOODEN TABLESPOON AWARD.
Grinning now and oh so solemnly yours