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Save For A Rainy Day -

A servant, who indulged in sprees during which he spent all his money, was advised by his master to save against a rainy day.

A week later, the master inquired if any saving had been accomplished.

"Oh, yes, indeed, sir," the servant responded. "But, you see, sir, it rained yesterday, and it all went."
Sandra Baublitz, Investing/Home Finance Editor
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