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Save For A Rainy Day -

A servant, who indulged in sprees during which he spent all his money, was advised by his master to save against a rainy day.

A week later, the master inquired if any saving had been accomplished.

"Oh, yes, indeed, sir," the servant responded. "But, you see, sir, it rained yesterday, and it all went."
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