Hope a thunderstorm doesn't pass close by - Toast the Bride & Groom...

Whoops! that would hurt some.

If the cops arrest a mime, does the mime have the right to remain silent?

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

Tip for apartment residents: If you do not want your upstairs neighbors to get and stay furious with you, do not install skylights.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

So what's the speed of dark?

If the construction on a building is done, and the building is finished, why is it not called a built?

All the king's horses and all the king's men? Really? No wonder they couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together. Just what did they expect the horses to do, anyway?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

I once had a dog I just loved so much. I named him 'Stay'. There was something odd about that dog, though.