I was just in here looking for workout info and wasn't going to post but couldn't help myself. Passive Aggressive was the funniest one so far.

Skinny Fat

Slightly Overweight

Healthy Soft Drinks

Fit and Fat (I could write a 10 page article on this)

Diet Cookie (lmao!!!)

Holy hell!!!

Truth in Advertising

NATURAL ENHANCEMENT
ONLY ONE OPTION
FIRST CONCLUSION
NEVER BEFORE
A QUIET CONURE (dedicated to Payno
PREPAID CREDIT CARD
CHINESE CHOP SUEY

NORMAL DEVIATION
CONSTANT CHANGE
REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE

Small elephant
Insanely sane
Officially unofficial
Understandably illogical
Unreasonably considerate
Running slowly
A mirthless smile

Not sure how to play an oxymoron game! In school I learned that oxymoron is a word or sentence where the sound suggests the meaning.

Hi Elizabeth,

i think that you are confusing "ONAMATAPOEIA" (from Edgar Allan Poe as exemplified by his poems "The Raven" and "The Bells") with OXYMORON which is an apparent contradiction of words/terms.

Glad to provide you with an example of IMPORTANT TRIVIA

How about this one? I work retail and I saw them on the candy shelf today: King-sized mini reese's cups.

TEMPORARY RESIGNATION
SCIENTIFIC CONSENSUS
SIGHT UNSEEN