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#684073 - 05/05/11 03:38 PM Re: Got a Good One? [Re: Phyllis at Folk/Myth]
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#685813 - 05/11/11 07:16 PM Re: Got a Good One? [Re: Phyllis at Folk/Myth]
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#690361 - 05/25/11 05:18 PM Re: Got a Good One? [Re: Elleise - Clairvoyance]
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You are driving a semi (truck) and pulling a long trailer that is completely enclosed. Inside the trailer is a buzzard that weighs 40 pounds, it is sitting on the floor. The trailer is 20 feet long, 10 feet high, and 8 feet wide, it weighs 1000 pounds. So, you are hauling 1040 pounds.

How much will your haul weigh if the buzzard begins to fly inside the trailer?


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#700153 - 07/05/11 04:10 PM Re: Got a Good One? [Re: Phyllis at Folk/Myth]
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[quote=Phyllis-Folk/Myth]If a train station is where the train stops and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station? [/quote] As i site at my work station reading blogs and forums I'm thinking this is definitely the place where work stops.

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#700154 - 07/05/11 04:13 PM Re: Got a Good One? [Re: Phyllis at Folk/Myth]
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[quote=Phyllis-Folk/Myth]You are driving a semi (truck) and pulling a long trailer that is completely enclosed. Inside the trailer is a buzzard that weighs 40 pounds, it is sitting on the floor. The trailer is 20 feet long, 10 feet high, and 8 feet wide, it weighs 1000 pounds. So, you are hauling 1040 pounds. How much will your haul weigh if the buzzard begins to fly inside the trailer?[/quote] I'm pretty sure it would be be 1000 lbs. Because if the buzzard were flying his weight would no longer be a factor. But that just seems to obvious. What is the answer?

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#700157 - 07/05/11 04:18 PM Re: Got a Good One? [Re: juniehyatt]
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Well I say it would be 1040 - because even though the buzzard is in the air it has to flap its wings to stay up there. So, every time it moves its wings it is displacing the air with the force of its weight. Now I am really pondering about that.


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#700163 - 07/05/11 04:32 PM Re: Got a Good One? [Re: Phyllis at Folk/Myth]
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If a white chicken lays a white egg and a brown chicken lays a brown egg why doesn't a black chicken lay a black egg? a little joke here; This upper midwest farmer went to the drug store and told the pharmacist," I have a sick cow and a sick wife so I need medicine for both but for goodness sake don't get them confused because I don't want anything to happen to my cow!!! One last laugh here; The sign in front of the cafe said,"Eat here and diet home.

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#700165 - 07/05/11 04:47 PM Re: Got a Good One? [Re: ancientflaxman]
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I love it! Those are good ones for a laugh, Dave. We all need laughter in life.

I like things that make me ponder. Like:

When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?


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#700184 - 07/05/11 05:17 PM Re: Got a Good One? [Re: Phyllis at Folk/Myth]
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I was sitting at a concert last Friday. Brewer and Shipley, 70's rock stars were playing. The heat index was over 100 degrees, and I wore my most comfortable cotton tie dye shirt. I looked at our friends and said, " I'm not making a political statement with this shirt; I wore it because it's cool."

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#710388 - 08/26/11 03:33 AM Re: Got a Good One? [Re: Connie - ADD/Sandwiches]
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