How about "you will have a wonderful wife!"??? No, I am not kidding, that was what I got one time. I am a woman, so I hope I WON'T have a wonderful wife.
Perhaps it meant you will have a wonderful "L"ife.
I had saved a whole sandwich bag full of fortune cookie slips. Some of them were great, and some of them were funny. I got to dig them up and share more with all of you.
Do you know that fortune cookies were invented in the U.S., and not from Asia? Regardless, I still love them with my Chinese food.