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Two drunks driving down the road and they come to a stop sign. The driver asks "anything coming?".

And the passenger replies, "Nothing but a big grey dog."

So the driver pulls out and gets run over.


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Was that a Greyhound that ran over them? smile

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I get it greyhound bus,
lol


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You beat me to it Phyllis, by a minute and 3 sec. lol


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Sorry about that, Rosie. I just couldn't resist. It was just right there, waiting for me.


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That's the best I have. Jokes are not my fortea (sp?). Had we been face to face I would have stumbled half way and screwed up the punch line. hehe

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I am never good at telling jokes in person. I always blow it by trying to give too much description to the storyline. Guess that is the writer coming out of me, huh?


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