My favorites
Ellen DeGeneres
"I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that" ~ Ellen DeGeneres
Lily Tomlin
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific" ~ Lily Tomlin
Lucille Ball
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age" ~ Lucille Ball