Let's have some more fun.
Let's make up some crazy titles for children's books.
G-Rated. Please. I'm thinking along the lines of like "Green Eggs and Ham" kind of titles or maybe even like a series - like The Boxcar Children or Nancy Drew. Something like that. Just be creative and have fun!

I'll start.

1 - 2 - 3 Not Enough Pizza Rolls for Me!

The Lunchbox Kids and the Mystery of the Cold Mixed Vegetables

Kangaroos Gossip Too!

Judy Jeans Jelly Beans

Karen's crazy cookie recipe

Meet My Mommy

The Rainy Day Monster

The Polka Dot Balloon

Pinky McDoodle and the Meatball Masher Mystery

You guys are good!!!!

Ricky Rice and the Mars Racer

Harry and the Moon Beam

Max and His Shadow

Tommy Knickerbocker and the Soap Box Derby Car

Lickety Split and Hulla Balloo - An Elephant's Tale

Dandelion Soup

The Elephant in the Icebox

Surefire Ways to Get Out of Homework, Chores, and Vegetables

The Fur Sure Girls in "Like, Let's, like, join the way cool chess club."

Terrie!
Please, oh please write The Fur Sure Girls in "Like, Let's, like, join the way cool chess club."

I promise I will buy it and come to the book signing.

I'm also into Judy Jeans Jelly Beans and Pinky McDoodle and the Meatball Masher Mystery!

Pooh On You! I'm Special Too.
Self Esteem

Ricky Rabbit Counts His Carrots.
Counting

Orange Ya Glad I'm Not Blue.
Colors-- moods?

Mr. Square Pants Gets Lost.
Geometry

Carol - you made me snort! I love the self esteem one.

1,2,3, Count Along With Me - another counting book

Phineas McTavish and the Green Clock Mystery

Tipper McGee and the Snoople Snort

Snoople Snort Is Not Too Short!

Tipper McGee Has Hurt Is Knee.

Phineas McTavish Loves To Fish.

Gee, Carol. Those names for your books seem vaguely familiar. lol.

At least you made them rhyme though.

Chipmunk Charlie and the County Fair

Hank Stroodle Uses His Noodle

An Apple and a Pear, Why Don't We Share? A book on sharing

Lickety Snickety Dock! What Time is on the Clock? A book to teach time

Where's Chel? A Hidden Picture book

Sorry I stole. More fun than working off of mine own stuff. Besides, your character names are great. You should do a whole series with them.

Look! Look! I Want This Book!
Public Behavior??? Reading is good???

No! No! I Don't Want to Go!
Travel

See! See! He kicked that tree!
Anger management.

(Psst, Terrie. I think someone needs to go through the plagarism course again) lol

Aww come on Vance-- I was going to give you 10% of the profit and I might even put your name on the cover...


(Tattletale...)lol

Ok, I've got to get back on topic. Here are some another title:

Tommy Tattletale Tells Too Much

ROFL Carol.

Here are some I thought of as well:

Stealing Ideas For Fun and Profit - The Art of Plagarism

Carol Taller and the Mystery of the Stamping Sneak Thief

You win! That was funny.

I am still new at this. (Half of all of my posts were yesterday-- and I didn't want to stop!!!) What does ROFL mean? Is there a place I can look this stuff up? I don't even know where to find the smiley faces...

ROFL means rolling on the floor laughing.
LOL means laugh out loud.

Thats' pretty much my knowledge on web speak. I'm such a prude that I type everything out. I even forget to use contractions some times!!!

I loved reading the go between with Vance and Carol. And I agree, you both have some great characters.

Carol Taller's Tales

Tee Hee!