Let's have some more fun.
Let's make up some crazy titles for children's books.
G-Rated. Please. I'm thinking along the lines of like "Green Eggs and Ham" kind of titles or maybe even like a series - like The Boxcar Children or Nancy Drew. Something like that. Just be creative and have fun!

I'll start.

1 - 2 - 3 Not Enough Pizza Rolls for Me!

The Lunchbox Kids and the Mystery of the Cold Mixed Vegetables

Kangaroos Gossip Too!

Judy Jeans Jelly Beans

Karen's crazy cookie recipe

Meet My Mommy

The Rainy Day Monster

The Polka Dot Balloon

Pinky McDoodle and the Meatball Masher Mystery

You guys are good!!!!

Ricky Rice and the Mars Racer

Harry and the Moon Beam

Max and His Shadow

Tommy Knickerbocker and the Soap Box Derby Car

Lickety Split and Hulla Balloo - An Elephant's Tale

Dandelion Soup

The Elephant in the Icebox

Surefire Ways to Get Out of Homework, Chores, and Vegetables

The Fur Sure Girls in "Like, Let's, like, join the way cool chess club."

Terrie!
Please, oh please write The Fur Sure Girls in "Like, Let's, like, join the way cool chess club."

I promise I will buy it and come to the book signing.

I'm also into Judy Jeans Jelly Beans and Pinky McDoodle and the Meatball Masher Mystery!

Pooh On You! I'm Special Too.
Self Esteem

Ricky Rabbit Counts His Carrots.
Counting

Orange Ya Glad I'm Not Blue.
Colors-- moods?

Mr. Square Pants Gets Lost.
Geometry

Carol - you made me snort! I love the self esteem one.

1,2,3, Count Along With Me - another counting book

Phineas McTavish and the Green Clock Mystery

Tipper McGee and the Snoople Snort