HAHAHHA!
You reminded me of one.
A married woman was walking on the beach and she found a stoppered bottle. She opened it and out pops a Genie!
The Genie says, "I will grant you three wishes, but first i must tell you about the fine print. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more."
The woman thought. She said, "I would like to be the richest woman in the world!" The Genie asked, "Are you certain? You do realize this means your husband will have ten times as much money?"
"Yes," she said, "It will be fine because what's mine is his and what's his is mine!"
POOF! She was the wealthiest woman. "What is your second wish?" asked the Genie.
"I would like to be the most beautiful woman of the world!" she said. The Genie furrowed his brow, "Are you quite certain? This would mean i would have to give to your husband ten beautiful women."
"Ah yes," she said, "but I would be the
most beautiful woman. That is what i wish."
POOF! She becomes absolutely the most beautiful woman ever to be seen.
"What is your third and final wish, my lady?" asks the Genie.
"I would like a mild heart attack."