Humor is essential to kill the misery. I am posting some jokes safe for kid of any age. I am sure that no body will object.
Have a laugh.
Q. What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
A. No thanks, I'm stuffed!
Q. What's taken before you get it?
A. Your picture.
Q. What did one virus say to another?
A. Stay away, I think I've got penicillin!