My favorite is still a quote from Sarah Silverman, compliments of someone who posts here often:
"When are you going to have kids?"
"When I get tired of all this freedom."
Ooh I LOVE it!
Or When I run out of other things to do.
(Or other things I want to do)
I saw this on Unscripted Life and I just LOVE it:
"..One way to curtail such a conversation is to say �I wonder why my choices are so important to you? Do you think you may be projecting your own issues or insecurities on me? I�m very happy with who I am, but you don�t seem to be able to accept that. I find that strange.� (Polite, but strong language....
I�ve only used it once, with a very persistant �must breed� person. Shut them up very quickly! Puts the problem right where it is � with them!.."
Hmm wonder if it would work for me!
I think I'd shorten it to: "I wonder why my choices are so important to you. I�m very happy with who I am, but you don�t seem to be able to accept that. I find that strange.�