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Here is a dirty joke-



Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new

�Stealth Condom?�
A: �They�ll never see you coming.�

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Holly, you say that one should not bother if one sounds silly.
I find that most of, rather all the members here talk as if they never heard of sex. Where as that is a very essential to life. I find teens express themselves very openly on their forums.

Why can we not do that?
In India we have Khajuraho temples. but most Indians are big hypocrites and never talk of sex.

I do not know how the mod is going to take this, but Barbara is very open.

Here is one more-

Q: What
does pizza delivery man and a
gynecologist have in common?
A: Both can smell it but can�t eat it.

Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
- Lavater, Johann Kaspar

Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness is its poison.
- Chesterfield, Lord

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three

times a day ?
After a week he was spotless !

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hahhaha. Should that be leopard?

You know when we first started telling jokes, i was hard pressed to think of any that didn't involve sex or swearing or both.

There was a Scot who came to the U.S.A., and his new friends thought they'd introduce him to a little American culture. So they took him to our "all american sport," ---to see a baseball game!

They're in the stands and the batter of their team hits the ball and it's a great shot into left field, and the whole crowd stands up and starts yelling, "RUN!!, RUUUUUUUUN!!!!, RUUUUUUUUUN!" Well, the Scot is very interested and the batter makes it to first base and everyone sits down again.

Another guy comes up to bat, hits the ball, it's a beautiful shot into center field, and the crowd stands up and yells, "RUN!!, RUUUUUUUUN!!!!, RUUUUUUUUUN!" And the Scot stands up with them and yells in his Scottish accent, "R-RUN, YA BASTARD! RRRRUUUN!, RRRRUUUUUUNNNNN!!!" And the batter makes it to first base and the crowd sits down and the Scot sits down very happy and pleased. He likes this American sport.

The next batter comes up to bat. The pitcher pitches outside of the box... a ball. He throws again, narrowly missing the batter himself... ball 2! The pitcher pitches 2 more balls, and the batter walks to first base.

The Scot jumps up and yells, "R-RUN, YA BASTARD! RRRRUUUN!, RRRRUUUUUUNNNNN YA WEE MAN!!!!!!" And the crowd is still sitting around him and titters. The Scot, very much embarrassed, sits down. One of the fans leans toward him in sympathy and explains, "He has four balls, so he gets to walk."

The Scot, very excited, jumps up again and yells at the batter,

"WALK WITH PPPPRRRRRIDE, MAN!"

Four balls?

correct.

In baseball, the pitcher tries to throw a ball that the batter on the other team can't hit. To prevent the pitcher from throwing it anywhere, there is a defined area close to the batter where he has to throw it. The umpire is the referree who determines if the pitcher has thrown into this desinated area. If the pitcher instead throws out of the area, or hits the batter, then the pitch is declared, "a ball." If the pitcher does four of these balls on one batter, then the batter automatically gets to take first base. (This discourages the batter from doing too many balls.) Because the batter gets the base guaranteed to him at four balls, he walks, rather than runs.