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EPITAPHS

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GOOD FREND FOR JESUS SAKE FORBEARE TO
DIGG THE DUST ENCLOASED HEARE.
BLEST BE YE MAN YT SPARES THES STONES AND
CURST BE HE YT MOVES MY BONES

William Shakespeare

R.I.P

Famous last words count?
"Either that wall paper goes or I do." <img src="/images/graemlins/beamedup.gif" alt="" />
Oscar Wilde 1900

LMAO!! That was great trishh!!!

that will NEVER happen to me!!!! then God laughs and it does
the best laid plans and all ya know...

Here's a local one I found yesterday when I went looking:

From a family plot in Niagara Falls ON on the center of 3 graves:

"Here I lie between two of the best women in the world, my wives. But I have requested my relatives to tip me a little toward Tillie."

and just for fun from the gravestone of a spinster postmistress from a small town in North Carolina:

"Returned-Unopened"