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#246444 - 05/01/06 10:27 PM Two women met in Heaven
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These two women met in Heaven and one said to he other, "How did you die?"
The woman answered,"I froze to death."
"That's awful." hte woman exclaimed.
The other woman said," It wasn't so bad. First everything was very cold and then warm and here I am. How did you die?"

The woman said," Well, I was sure my husband was having an affair on me so I came home early from work one day to prove it. I got into the house and saw him sitting on the couch watching tv. I was so convinced that I searched the whole house. the bedrooms, closets, basement, bathrooms evrywhere. Finally I was so exhausted from my search that I had a heart attack and died."

The other woman said," Well, if you looked in the freezer we would both still be alive today."

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#431288 - 06/29/08 03:47 PM Re: Two women met in Heaven [Re: Vance - Crime Editor]
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LOL Good one Vance
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#432950 - 07/05/08 01:01 AM Re: Two women met in Heaven [Re: "Rosie"]
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OMGWD, I could not stop myself to laugh, really funny stuff.
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#911209 - 06/14/16 08:41 AM Re: Two women met in Heaven [Re: Vance - Crime Editor]
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