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#246439 05/02/06 01:17 AM
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things to do the next time you are on the elevator


1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your saiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

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One I did to a good friend of mine... i was already in the lift (or elevator) with several people... he got in... and knowing his sense of humour could take it, I breezily and loudly asked:-
"Hello Graham! How's your rash?"

Be careful how brave you are with some of the above suggestions... a couple of them could get you into serious trouble.....#7 and #10 are legally risky....!!

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Yes I agree those two are risky and I would never do any of those anyway. I really didn't like them in there but I figured I should list it as I got it. With the state of the world as it is today, it's too bad people couldn't just have fun with stuff like that.

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Haha a friend was telling me about this one time where he got into a full elevator and rather than turn so he was facing the doors, he kept his back to the door... and very slowly made eye contact with everyone there with a solemn expression on his face. Needless to say, people tried to avoid stepping too close to him when they got off!

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I was cracking up laughing reading the whole thing!

I have a couple of friends that I'm almost scared to send this to; because I'm afraid they might actually try a few of them! (I can especially picture my friend Randy doing the briefcase one.) <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> He reminds me of our editor, Jase!


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