"Me, "Sure, but I'm too afraid of having a child who would grow up to be as rude and tactless as you, 'cause then I'd have to kill her. Since I don't want to go to jail for murder, I've chosen not to have kids."
Bellringr, that is PRICELESS! I need to remember that one. If I get asked that idiotic question, I just flat out reply, "Never. I don't want kids." I usually respond in such a way that shuts them up. For those that are actually rude enough to press the issue, I simply repeat myself. <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />