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This from Oak Harbor, Wash.
When my older brother was very young, he always walked up to the church altar with my mother when she took communion. On one occasion, he tugged at her arm and asked, "What does the priest say when he gives you the bread?" Mom whispered something in his ear. Imagine his shock many years later when he learned that the priest doesn't say, "Be quiet until you get to your seat." <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

From Schenectady, NY
I once knew a child whose favorite Sunday school song was "Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear"

(For you young people, it's Glady the Cross I Bear) <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

From San Francisco:
When I was a child, I learned this prayer as "Our Father, who are in Heaven, Howard be thy name" I always thought that was God's real name. <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Dear God,

Thank you for the baby brother, but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

Joyce

From Covina, Calif.
I recall reading something years ago about the Pledge of Allegiance. Some child thought it began, "I led the pigeons to the
flag."

There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lot, so they put up a sign:

Church Parking - For Members Only - Trespassers will be baptized!

How will you spend eternity....
Smoking or Nonsmoking?

Come work for the Lord.
The work is hard,
the hours are long
and the pay is low.
But the retirement benefits
are out of this world.

One beautiful Sunday morning, God and St.Peter were watching a priest as he called his associate to ask him to cover his services because he wasn't feeling too well. They watched him then get his golf clubs and proceed to the golf course. St. Peter couldn't believe that the priest would be so dishonest.

St. Peter asked God how He would punish the priest. God told St. Peter that, on the 1st hole, He was going to give the priest a hole-in-one!

St. Peter asked God how a "hole-in-one" would be punishment. God said, "Just think about it. Who is he going to tell?" <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Trish

<img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Thanks Trish!