I love one that my sister-in-law sent my husband. "Your village called. Their idiot is missing."
OMG--that's HYSTERICAL.
I'm one of those people that sees them and wants them but never buys them. When I taught high school I got a few. My favorite was "If I'm talking, you should be taking notes". Of course, I couldn't actually wear them to SCHOOL, but there were a few funny ones. They went to Salvation Army last year.
